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- my personal page.</description><title>Mach Demonic</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @machdemonic)</generator><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Ok... how about, Watching Avatar... under the influence!!!?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Now, Is it worth it or what?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287888212</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287888212</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well... Who's gonna watch the avatar movie?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just wondering. not sure if it’s even worth it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287855101</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287855101</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:23:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287790492/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287783283/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287776163/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287766896/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287759246/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287754567/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287743018/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What time are you picking me up!? :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right now!&lt;br/&gt;I’m actually waiting down stairs. I’m frozen though… bring an icepick and warm water!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I have to do is show up, and instantly, you would melt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh snap! trying to hit me off with the game. Your jedi mind tricks wont work easily young grasshopper. (See i hit you up with the nerd right there, Threw your game off… What’s your next move chess mastah?) lol. :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chess? I think you mean chest. Oh, I went there, on our first date too.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Check… but not mate! (“OHHHHH!” in quagmire voice) lol…. witty aren’t I. :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ugh. Fine, you win!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; awww, I don’t wanna win. winnings for losers! :(  &lt;br/&gt;Don’t get it twisted, I joke all in good taste.&lt;br/&gt;*hugs and combs your hair back* all better! :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287818743</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287818743</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:44:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I could say I made a friend or three off Tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287797481"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287796210/i-think-i-could-say-i-made-a-friend-or-three-off"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;YAY!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;=)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; YAY for 4! LOL!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287800328</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287800328</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:23:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I could say I made a friend or three off Tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;YAY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287796210</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287796210</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:18:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ifyouseekemi:

lol i love you danny. i miss our conversations or our time to wisen karla up bc she’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ifyouseekemi.tumblr.com/post/287791890/lol-i-love-you-danny-i-miss-our-conversations-or"&gt;ifyouseekemi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lol i love you danny. i miss our conversations or our time to wisen karla up bc she’s such a baby and doesn’t know anything.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Cuz you know grandpa has been around and is very wise! &lt;br/&gt;lmao… we are retarded. word up!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287795520</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287795520</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:18:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>*in a super preppy voice*</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ifyouseekemi.tumblr.com/post/287785133/in-a-super-preppy-voice"&gt;ifyouseekemi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287781615/in-a-super-preppy-voice"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ifyouseekemi.tumblr.com/post/287777822/in-a-super-preppy-voice"&gt;ifyouseekemi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;mach is such a whore, going on 2 dates and both the girls are from tumblr. ugh, disgusting.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Don’t hate cause you wanna date me too!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;3 you!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;your whore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
*sucks teeth* ugh, i can so do better than mickie d’s dollar menu. hello?! sonic has the chicken strip sandwich on their dollar menu! that totally beats a ground chicken patty. like, how are you so oblivious to that? but love you too bitch. besos!*&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; There is no Sonic in a 100 miles radius where I’m at… That’s why :( &lt;br/&gt;So you lucky for that. We could of definitly hooked that up. NY sucks for that one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287787950</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287787950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:09:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287776163/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287766896/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287759246/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287754567/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287743018/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What time are you picking me up!? :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right now!&lt;br/&gt;I’m actually waiting down stairs. I’m frozen though… bring an icepick and warm water!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I have to do is show up, and instantly, you would melt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh snap! trying to hit me off with the game. Your jedi mind tricks wont work easily young grasshopper. (See i hit you up with the nerd right there, Threw your game off… What’s your next move chess mastah?) lol. :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chess? I think you mean chest. Oh, I went there, on our first date too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Check… but not mate! (“OHHHHH!” in quagmire voice) lol…. witty aren’t I. :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287783283</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287783283</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:04:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>*in a super preppy voice*</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ifyouseekemi.tumblr.com/post/287777822/in-a-super-preppy-voice"&gt;ifyouseekemi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mach is such a whore, going on 2 dates and both the girls are from tumblr. ugh, disgusting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Don’t hate cause you wanna date me too!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;3 you!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;your whore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287781615</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287781615</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:02:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287771655"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287770047/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287766952"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287763811/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287757183"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287753448/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287742050"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the sake of just having dates. duh!&lt;br/&gt;We can have some micky d’s (dolla menu) and just chill and watch some basic cable. waddayasay? lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay cool.But I get to choose what we watch .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As long as we ain’t watching Grey’s Anatomy. Every time I pay attention to the show I be like “Yooo, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?”. They be like “OMG, my friend jumped off a boat and got chopped up into pieces can you help her”… Then they like “No sweat bitch! I got this!!!”. Then another friend comes out like “I got all her limbs in this bag so that you can put her back together, Here is some sewing string!” Then they like “No sweat… Piece of cake”. She survives with all limbs intact but then some other dude dies for breathing too much oxygen and it gets all emotional and then it says ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and I’m stuck with the “Get the fuck outta here” face. Real talk… &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lol I just realised I ranted about Grey’s anatomy… off topic. Yeah you can pick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy.I was thinking something like Maury or Jeopardy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maury! we can dance every time he says “You are not the father!”, I got my dance moves ready. And did you say jeopardy? I like where this is going! but you know damn well that 99% of those questions you don’t know WTF they talking about lol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I got all the Shakespeare ones down packed.And they once had a whole shitload of questions about New Jersey.So if we watch that episode,maybe I can blow your mind with my knowledge.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And I got my dancing shoes ready to go!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; WHOA… My mind was in the gutter after the jersey talk. Please allow me some time to get back on track. Uhhhh, yeah. lol :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287775176</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287775176</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:55:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287766952"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287763811/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287757183"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287753448/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287742050"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the sake of just having dates. duh!&lt;br/&gt;We can have some micky d’s (dolla menu) and just chill and watch some basic cable. waddayasay? lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay cool.But I get to choose what we watch .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As long as we ain’t watching Grey’s Anatomy. Every time I pay attention to the show I be like “Yooo, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?”. They be like “OMG, my friend jumped off a boat and got chopped up into pieces can you help her”… Then they like “No sweat bitch! I got this!!!”. Then another friend comes out like “I got all her limbs in this bag so that you can put her back together, Here is some sewing string!” Then they like “No sweat… Piece of cake”. She survives with all limbs intact but then some other dude dies for breathing too much oxygen and it gets all emotional and then it says ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and I’m stuck with the “Get the fuck outta here” face. Real talk… &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lol I just realised I ranted about Grey’s anatomy… off topic. Yeah you can pick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy.I was thinking something like Maury or Jeopardy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Maury! we can dance every time he says “You are not the father!”, I got my dance moves ready. And did you say jeopardy? I like where this is going! but you know damn well that 99% of those questions you don’t know WTF they talking about lol.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287770047</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287770047</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287759246/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287754567/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287743018/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What time are you picking me up!? :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right now!&lt;br/&gt;I’m actually waiting down stairs. I’m frozen though… bring an icepick and warm water!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I have to do is show up, and instantly, you would melt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Oh snap! trying to hit me off with the game. Your jedi mind tricks wont work easily young grasshopper. (See i hit you up with the nerd right there, Threw your game off… What’s your next move chess mastah?) lol. :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287766896</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287766896</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:46:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287757183"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287753448/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287742050"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the sake of just having dates. duh!&lt;br/&gt;We can have some micky d’s (dolla menu) and just chill and watch some basic cable. waddayasay? lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay cool.But I get to choose what we watch .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; As long as we ain’t watching Grey’s Anatomy. Every time I pay attention to the show I be like “Yooo, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?”. They be like “OMG, my friend jumped off a boat and got chopped up into pieces can you help her”… Then they like “No sweat bitch! I got this!!!”. Then another friend comes out like “I got all her limbs in this bag so that you can put her back together, Here is some sewing string!” Then they like “No sweat… Piece of cake”. She survives with all limbs intact but then some other dude dies for breathing too much oxygen and it gets all emotional and then it says ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and I’m stuck with the “Get the fuck outta here” face. Real talk… &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lol I just realised I ranted about Grey’s anatomy… off topic. Yeah you can pick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287763811</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287763811</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:42:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gandalfthewhite.tumblr.com/post/287743018/hey-tumblr"&gt;gandalfthewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What time are you picking me up!? :D&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Right now!&lt;br/&gt;I’m actually waiting down stairs. I’m frozen though… bring an icepick and warm water!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287754567</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287754567</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:32:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icallaudibles.tumblr.com/post/287742050"&gt;icallaudibles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884/hey-tumblr"&gt;machdemonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;for?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; For the sake of just having dates. duh!&lt;br/&gt;We can have some micky d’s (dolla menu) and just chill and watch some basic cable. waddayasay? lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287753448</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287753448</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:30:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey tumblr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Anyone wants to be my date? I need a date…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;no?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;okaybye!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/287740884</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:16:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Imma rapper. Yeeeeah!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupfbsMp9R1qzrze2o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Imma rapper. Yeeeeah!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/284869449</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/284869449</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:28:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>DR &gt; PR</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://illain.tumblr.com/post/284820448"&gt;illain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And that’s the end of that. If y’all was soooo proud, you coulda started your own post but noooooo, Puerto Ricans always wanna be competitive when it’s easy to be competitive. Baboso’s.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; I didn’t know this debate was still going on? &lt;br/&gt;If so then fuck DR and PR. Imma represent my australians, They got kangaroos.&lt;br/&gt;Now that’s no competition… fuck all that other shit. lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/284829861</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/284829861</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:48:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I can't wait...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Until February. I’ll take a nice trip away!&lt;br/&gt;:)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/282725054</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/282725054</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:42:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I dont care what anyone says… I’m coping these!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kumgdkFCrE1qzrze2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I dont care what anyone says… I’m coping these!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/282588098</link><guid>http://machdemonic.tumblr.com/post/282588098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:00:56 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
